Debacles of the English Language

A note to those who love to be offended: I post these out of lighthearted fun. Life is funny, and that’s okay.


Apostrophes don’t form plurals. It’s that simple.


A Restaurant in San Antonio, TX
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Grammatically Incorrect AND Unhealthy
tp://johnbaldino.files.wordpress.com/2014/01/la-festa.jpg”> This dessert is grammatically incorrect and unhealthy.

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This billboard has been up for over a year!
://johnbaldino.files.wordpress.com/2014/01/burne-honda.jpg”> This billboard has been up for over a year!

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Someone must have stolen the missing apostrophe and used it form a plural somewhere.
/johnbaldino.files.wordpress.com/2014/01/newspaper-real-estate.jpg”> Someone must have stolen the missing apostrophe and used it form a plural somewhere.

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ohnbaldino.files.wordpress.com/2014/01/dino-francescos1.jpg”> That’s where the missing apostrophe went![/caption]


How do you spell that?


This parish offers two English debacles every Sunday.
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There are subjects and verbs having heated disagreements.


The rush are over! Is it?
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If your brain doesn’t hurt yet, it’s about to.


Wait. What?
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It’s time for a new proofreader.


It might have been a terrible abbreviation, but the casino was packed! It might have been a terrible abbreviation, but the casino was packed!

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