Debacles of the English Language

A note to those who love to be offended: I post these out of lighthearted fun. Life is funny, and that’s okay.


Apostrophes don’t form plurals. It’s that simple.


A Restaurant in San Antonio, TX
Do the customers belong to the restrooms? If we don’t need an apostrophe to pluralize “customer,” why do we need it for “restroom”?
Grammatically Incorrect AND Unhealthy
This dessert is grammatically incorrect and unhealthy.
This billboard has been up for over a year!
This billboard has been up for over a year!
Someone must have stolen the missing apostrophe and used it form a plural somewhere.
Someone must have stolen the missing apostrophe and used it form a plural somewhere.
That's where the missing apostrophe went!
That’s where the missing apostrophe went!

How do you spell that?


This parish offers two English debacles every Sunday.
This parish offers two English debacles every Sunday.

There are subjects and verbs having heated disagreements.


The rush are over! Is it?
The rush are over! Is it?

If your brain doesn’t hurt yet, it’s about to.


Wait. What?
Wait. What?

It’s time for a new proofreader.


It might have been a terrible abbreviation, but the casino was packed!
It might have been a terrible abbreviation, but the casino was packed!

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